I woke up this morning with this old rhyme in my head from when I was little, but I couldn't remember the end of it. It was making me crazy just singing the one part of it I knew over and over, so I turned to my old friend Google to try and find the rest. And I did, but I also found a ton of other old rhymes that I haven't thought about in years. I thought I would share them, because maybe you haven't thought about them in years either. The one I couldn't remember is the one at the end, by the way. And the one I got the biggest kick out of seeing was the "place in France" one, because of the funny little tune.
Eenie, meenie, miny, moe
Catch a tiger by the toe
If he hollers let him go
Eenie, meenie, miny, moe
My mother says that you are not it
Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean
But just because you kissed a boy behind a ma-ga-zine!
Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel and Joker got away
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.
But they don't care because they're eating underwear.
Say say oh playmate,
come out and play with me,
and bring your dollies three,
climb up my apple tree,
slide down my rainbow,
into my cellar door,
and we'll be jolly friends,
forever more...
Say say oh enemy,
Come out and fight with me
bring you weapons three,
climb up my torture tree,
Slide down my razor blade,
Into my dungeon door,
And we'll be enemies,
Forever more.
Comet, it makes your teeth turn green.
Comet, it tastes like gasoline
Comet, it makes you vomit,
So buy your comet, and vomit, today!
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms
And spit out the germs
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man, TOOT! TOOT!
We three kings of orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded
Now we're on yonder star!
little susie had a tugboat
the tugboat had a bell (ding ding)
little susie went to heaven and the tugboat went to
hello operator please give me 9
and if you disconnect me, i'll chop off your
behind the 'fridgerator there was a piece of glass
little susie sat upon it, and it went right up her
ask me no more questions,
please tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
bees are in the park
little susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show,
a show is like my tv screen and that is all i
know i know my father, i know i know my ma
i know i know my sister with the
50 dollar bra bra bra!
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