1. I just heard a commercial for "Valkyrie". As I was thinking about how lame it was that Tom Cruise wasn't even attempting a German accent, I swear I heard the deep voiced reviewer man say that was full of "ass-pounding excitement". I'm sure I heard wrong... like 97% sure...
2. I keep seeing this giant poster in the window of a Sally Beauty Supply on my way to Target. It's an advertisement for "Paris Hilton Hair Extensions". Ok, I've seen Paris Hilton's hair extensions, and I'm not sure what the selling point here is. Isn't offering extensions like hers sort of like offering a "Brittany Spears Haircut"? Or a "Christina Aguilera Makeover"? Ew.
3. Now I forget what number three is. Hm, it'll come to me later.
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