(actually written 4/18)
Yesterday I was seriously crabby. I don’t know why, but I was just a grouch. And on those kinds of days my general dislike of people and their habits comes out in full force and I just sit and think about all the things that annoy me about People. Let me share some with you:
I have a problem with You, Lady who has her kids on leashes. You look like you might be good with a leash. You seem to have Cesar Millan’s jerk-snap thing down to a T. Still, I cling to a belief that leashes are for dogs, and maybe for cats if you are eccentrically inclined. I especially have take issue with the fact that you have your kids on leashes in one hand and use the other one to simultaneously smoke a cigarette and talk on your cell phone. You are ghetto.
I have a problem with You, People who never get dressed for anything. I see you at the OB’s office. I wore denim shorts and a knit top, hardly formal wear. I do, however look like Princess Di compared to what you wore. You couldn’t find something clean? And while I definitely understand that pleasant feeling of wearing big clothes that give you room to move, I don’t wear my husband’s XXL t-shirts out in public. Especially not the ones that look like they were purchased at a garage sale in 1994. And you over there, that track suit you’re wearing? Well, you know how I feel about track suits as daywear in general. But if you bought it and it was a size 2, and you are now a size 6 with a beach ball hanging off of your torso, all of the tugging in the world will not keep that tiny little jacket covering your stomach. “Petite” does not equal “not pregnant”.
**Note**
This is the point where I stopped writing a few days ago due to some chaos going on in my house that required my immediate attention. After writing this, I had an extraordinarily bad day which leads me to believe that writing a totally complainy blog on the day AFTER you are a total grouch will only bring bad juju your way. But I’ll probably finish this train of thought sometime, since I am crabby a lot. I’ll just be sure to do it the same day that things are already in the pooper.
2 comments:
leashes and nasty clothes. I don't like those either.
I wish that your complaining didn't bring you bad "juju" because I have no life and love reading about yours! BTW I think you are crazy to have so many kids 5 and under...I don't think I could do it. I'm glad you can! I'm always impressed with those who have more than 2 kids who are the ages 6 and under. :)
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